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Adore Dior
I like fashion rhymes and puns. Sue me. 1950s Dior is something else. He understood that the body was meant to be draped and tailored,...


LBD Sunday
Little black dresses are always in season. I'm pretty sure this thing was supposed to be a slip, but anything as flattering as this, with...


Spring Fling Finale
That title sounds way grander than the reality, which consists of me waking up at 1:30 pm, creating a pancake/sausage sandwich in the...


Spring Fling Day 2
This outfit had me wanting to call everyone "Old Sport." Wearing a silk dress on a windy day requires a lot of body positivity. That...


Spring Fling Day 1
I can't decide which I like more: showing my shoulders or not having to shave my armpits. Jk sunlight is the best. And it's nice how in...


Pushing Buttons
Because zippers and velcro just don't work. I find buttons are the best when they serve both an aesthetic and functional purpose in their...


Vampire Vibes
I like to tell myself that I'm over my gothic middle school phase. I'm really not. Red and black will always be the sexiest color...


Sound and Color
Print mixing is absolutely terrifying. The key is picking out colors within the prints to unify the two, or more. If more, you go, you...


On The Fringes
Is it bad that I stayed up till 2 in the morning ironing this "kimono" by Ark & Co.? If you want to convince the world via apparel that...


Second Time's The Charm
If I only rave about one thing here, it's consignment shopping. Buying firsthand for some things (lingerie, swimsuits, socks, etc.) makes...
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